USS Iowa Annoying In Laws coming over? Politicians at the door? Annoying neighbors having a house party? DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO?? Dial 1-555-kick-arse, and our friendly and helpful staff of US Navy Sailors and Officers aboard the USS Iowa will be glad to help. The 9x16"/50 calibur main guns of this fearsome dreadnaught are at your disposal day or night.
Submitted by: Kevin Kyle