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Dolphin_Shooter 07-09-2009 07:06 PM

Funny M16 related story
 
So, he's a Marine MP for those that dont know. Apparently during Rifle training a female recruit loads her rifle and commences to fire on command. the bolt and carrier BLAST out of the buttstock and hurt her shoulder pretty bad. The chain of command goes apeshit over this. Turns out, she never installed, OR she removed the buffer from her rifle at SOME unknown point. My son, knowing the strict supervisory instruction recruits have, cant understand how, after inspection, this went un-noticed.
Well, a fellow MP buddy of my Sons, "Ski", finds the Buffer. It was in her pillowcase on her bunk. Ski shows it to everyone, turns it over to a Supervisor, he shows it around, everyone has had their hands on it.
The female recruit admits later to have been using it for a Dildo!!!!!!!!!!

GAHHHHHHHH!!!! Thats gotta be the funniest shit EVARRRRRRRRRR!!!

PT-The Italian Commie 07-10-2009 09:59 AM

Holy... S**T...
 

D Yankee (The Zionist) 07-28-2009 02:21 AM

Re: Funny M16 related story
 
Sounds like something my wife would do. :MDR85:

PT-The Italian Commie 07-28-2009 01:08 PM

Re: Funny M16 related story
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by D Yankee (The Zionist)
Sounds like something my wife would do.


This doesn't sounds that good for you, doesn't it? :Demon31: :drinker:

D Yankee (The Zionist) 08-10-2009 01:27 AM

Re: Funny M16 related story
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PT-The Italian Commie
This doesn't sounds that good for you, doesn't it? :Demon31: :drinker:


lol :MDR85:


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