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Forum: Joke of the day. 10-23-2008
Replies: 1
Views: 8,537
Posted By M16er
Joke

barak nobamas wife, michelle just found out she is pregnant.


She is on the rag, and she went to change out her tampon.


She pulled it out, only to find that the cotton had been picked clean.
Forum: Political discussion 10-15-2008
Replies: 2
Views: 7,625
Posted By M16er
Re: Hippies think DEA is cross pollinating with Blackwater

Crap, he coulda / shoulda been wearing one of my Infidel shirts!
Forum: General discussion about most anything not listed below. 09-29-2008
Replies: 6
Views: 10,807
Posted By M16er
Re: Just got back from the gulf

DS, send me an email when you get the chance.
Forum: General Firearms discussion 09-29-2008
Replies: 4
Views: 7,832
Posted By M16er
Re: AR 5,7x28mm conversion in full-scale production.

Got 2 units in today. Put the extra heavy buffer in it, loaded up a mag, had one misfire/jam, cleared, ran the rest OK. Might be OK for when we have a rat epidemic.
Forum: Political discussion 09-29-2008
Replies: 18
Views: 17,229
Posted By M16er
Re: Pee in the shower...

Yeah, I piss in the shower too. I lather up the soap on the washrag, wash my face first, and my asshole last. So the next morning when I'm in the shower, I wash my face first... :MDR85:
Forum: General discussion about most anything not listed below. 09-29-2008
Replies: 7
Views: 9,084
Posted By M16er
Re: Where is Everyone?

Shit, I'm still here too.......... not as much time as I'd like anymore. They got me to work more via a step up the ladder as you'd say.
Forum: General discussion about most anything not listed below. 07-14-2008
Replies: 4
Views: 10,212
Posted By M16er
Re: I'm still alive, if anyone is wondering...

Hey, me too! Sorry I haven't been around much, but I feel like I need a personal sex... uh secratary to keep me informed of what or where I need to be next. WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK maybe a day off...
Forum: Joke of the day. 05-19-2007
Replies: 0
Views: 8,515
Posted By M16er
Talking Sportsmans Double

I met an older woman at a club last night. She was OK for 57, we drank a bit, talked a lot, and had a rather pleasant evening.

She asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

I asked her if it was...
Forum: Joke of the day. 11-02-2006
Replies: 2
Views: 8,945
Posted By M16er
Here's Dolphin Shooters Grandpa.....

An old man, Mr. Dolphin Flogger, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Head Nurse Tracy (ID'd by the dirty knees) asked if there...
Forum: Joke of the day. 11-02-2006
Replies: 0
Views: 7,400
Posted By M16er
Covering all bases

The bartender was washing his glasses, and an elderly Irishman came in and with great difficulty, hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, pulled himself up painfully, asked for a sip of Irish whiskey....
Forum: Joke of the day. 11-01-2006
Replies: 2
Views: 7,284
Posted By M16er
Grandma

After deciding that their frail, elderly mother can no longer live alone, a family brings her to a nursing home, hoping she'll be well cared for.

The next morning, the nurses bathe the old woman,...
Forum: Political discussion 10-27-2006
Replies: 14
Views: 15,839
Posted By M16er
Two in the tyler, one in the durden.

Two in the tyler, one in the durden.
Forum: Joke of the day. 10-21-2006
Replies: 6
Views: 10,356
Posted By M16er
BWAHAHAHA Works the same as Wyoming style, but...

BWAHAHAHA Works the same as Wyoming style, but with Sheep.
Forum: Joke of the day. 10-18-2006
Replies: 6
Views: 10,356
Posted By M16er
Political Science for Dummies

Political Science for Dummies

DEMOCRATIC

You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.

REPUBLICAN
Forum: Joke of the day. 10-15-2006
Replies: 8
Views: 11,087
Posted By M16er
Two in the easy, one in the sleazy Two in the...

Two in the easy, one in the sleazy
Two in the rung, one in the dung
Two in the pounder, one in the rounder
Two in the cooter, one in the pooter
Two in the pump, one in the rump
Two in the grasshole,...
Forum: General Firearms discussion 10-08-2006
Replies: 2
Views: 6,943
Posted By M16er
Cool vid. Just need a mudslum behind the wheel.

Cool vid. Just need a mudslum behind the wheel.
Forum: Joke of the day. 10-06-2006
Replies: 0
Views: 7,035
Posted By M16er
Farmer John

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business.

He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets" and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.

The farmer kept...
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