This Day in History

Daily Cartoon provided by Bravenet


Go Back   The SecurityArms Message Forum > Search Forums

Showing results 1 to 25 of 33
Search took 0.01 seconds.
Search: Posts Made By: Bandera
Forum: General discussion about most anything not listed below. 08-01-2006
Replies: 18
Views: 18,103
Posted By Bandera
Battle cry was "Remember The Alamo"....

Battle cry was "Remember The Alamo". Referring to the Mexicans wiping out the garrison at the Alamo.
Forum: Joke of the day. 07-24-2006
Replies: 5
Views: 9,621
Posted By Bandera
Fucked if I know Perhaps one of the most...

Fucked if I know

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word *fuck*. It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain,...
Forum: Joke of the day. 07-24-2006
Replies: 0
Views: 7,460
Posted By Bandera
The halloween party

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.

She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she...
Forum: Joke of the day. 07-24-2006
Replies: 0
Views: 7,152
Posted By Bandera
Red Neck Quiz

Red Neck Quiz

1. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
True False

2. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
True False

3. Douche is the French word for "twelve".
True False
Forum: Joke of the day. 07-20-2006
Replies: 5
Views: 9,621
Posted By Bandera
The S**t List

The Shit List

THE GHOST SHIT
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.

THE CLEAN SHIT
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in...
Forum: General discussion about most anything not listed below. 07-15-2006
Replies: 14
Views: 14,897
Posted By Bandera
You know what would be really cool?

I like to see some Brits start carrying some battery powered power tools around. You know like drills, saws, etc. Watch some mugger get his fingers sawed off by one of these babies...
Forum: General discussion about most anything not listed below. 07-13-2006
Replies: 4
Views: 6,816
Posted By Bandera
I didn't get one but here's one of me.

But here's one of me with my black belt. Don't try this at home.:MDR85:
Forum: Political discussion 07-09-2006
Replies: 14
Views: 11,108
Posted By Bandera
Bandera is informed

You however seemed to have missed the operative words in your own reply.

Those two words are HAD and WERE which mean nothing you said applies today.

What say you as to my statement regarding...
Forum: Political discussion 07-09-2006
Replies: 14
Views: 11,108
Posted By Bandera
Thumbs down What A Joke

:MDR85: I thought thte original post was a joke which is why I didn't bother to respond. Communists defend the rights of people to keep and bear arms? Tell that to the common subjects in Cuba,...
Forum: General Firearms discussion 07-07-2006
Replies: 19
Views: 13,810
Posted By Bandera
Cesare, I'm just wondering if you realize that...

Cesare, I'm just wondering if you realize that showing the red guy giving the finger :thebirds: is kind of an insult to the guy you are replying to. It's about the same as saying fuck you which I...
Forum: General Firearms discussion 07-06-2006
Replies: 1
Views: 5,289
Posted By Bandera
Welcome aboard

Don't afraid to chime in if you have somehting to add. I do it all the time even if I don't have anything to add.:a1:
Forum: General Firearms discussion 07-06-2006
Replies: 9
Views: 6,917
Posted By Bandera
OK OK I stand corrected. I was wrong, you were...

OK OK I stand corrected. I was wrong, you were right I'm sorry. This is the same line I use with my wife at least three times a day.
Forum: Political discussion 07-06-2006
Replies: 2
Views: 5,679
Posted By Bandera
Sounds like a waste of time to me

Who will the petition be delivered to?
Who would do the outlawing?
Who would enforce it?

If the answer to any or all of the above is the UN then my response is :MDR85:
Forum: General Firearms discussion 07-05-2006
Replies: 9
Views: 6,917
Posted By Bandera
It not anything. It's just a nice picture of a...

It not anything. It's just a nice picture of a made up gun. Looks like it's supposed to be belt fed since there is no place for a magazine. Slot for the belt looks too small for 5.56 though.
Forum: Motorcycles 07-05-2006
Replies: 8
Views: 23,989
Posted By Bandera
What's that under the cross bar, a landmine?

What's that under the cross bar, a landmine?
Forum: General Firearms discussion 07-05-2006
Replies: 9
Views: 6,917
Posted By Bandera
A photo fake gun built with modeling software.

A photo fake gun built with modeling software.
Forum: Joke of the day. 07-05-2006
Replies: 1
Views: 8,026
Posted By Bandera
Dolphin Shooter Blows Chunks

These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.
Dolphin Shooter, the first guy said, ''Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew...
Forum: Joke of the day. 07-05-2006
Replies: 1
Views: 7,099
Posted By Bandera
The horse and the chicken

A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.

One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink....
Forum: Political discussion 07-04-2006
Replies: 5
Views: 6,664
Posted By Bandera
Big deal

Everyone throws up a few bottle rockets this time of year. No reason why the little turd shouldn't do the same.
Forum: Sports Fitness 07-04-2006
Replies: 17
Views: 28,510
Posted By Bandera
Finally, it's over. The German team:drinker:...

Finally, it's over.

The German team:drinker:

The Italian coach: :thebirds:
Forum: General discussion about most anything not listed below. 07-04-2006
Replies: 3
Views: 6,518
Posted By Bandera
That will have to wait until after the damned...

That will have to wait until after the damned soccer game is over with. In the meantime. :MDR44: :drinker:
Forum: Joke of the day. 06-12-2006
Replies: 0
Views: 8,513
Posted By Bandera
Best I can do on short notice

A man wanted to prove to a group of alcoholics the effect of alcohol in human body system. He brought two jars; one containing water and the other containing alcohol, along with a very healthy worm....
Forum: Political discussion 06-09-2006
Replies: 2
Views: 5,979
Posted By Bandera
This is just soooooooo wrong

:thebirds:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/SHoRTY3000/BCR/piss_on_AlZarqawi.png
Forum: General discussion about most anything not listed below. 05-08-2006
Replies: 15
Views: 17,675
Posted By Bandera
Nah I saw all that.

I figured the apply on line bit was a bunch of crap they have up for the wannabes to use. There must be some other way for serious people to get a foot in the door.
Forum: General discussion about most anything not listed below. 05-08-2006
Replies: 15
Views: 17,675
Posted By Bandera
Okay I want to be a secret agent

What's the best way to apply to the CIA? Any ideas?
Showing results 1 to 25 of 33

 
Forum Jump

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 12:27 AM.


Powered by vBulletin Version 3.5.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright SecurityArms.com 1995 - 2009