Well I'll defend the first one a little. It wasn't a great movie, but it wasn't terrible. It mostly has the virtue of probably being the best movie ever based on a video game, but that is just because it's watchable and everything else in the category is pure gut wrenching garbage...
But GOD... they threw out everything that made the first one half work when they went about making a sequel.
A person convinced that the ends justify the memes.