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Old 06-22-2006
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Default God is very angry

...one day, God calls Osama Bin Laden, Tony Blair and G.W.Bush for an urgent meeting.
Angrily facing all three, starts to shout out loud:
"I've sent you to earth in order to do good things and look what you've done"
After a short pause...
"And now, to punish you and your people, for the next ten years, everyone will be shovelling shit. Go back and tell them so"

Osama Bin Laden, sadly, reaches a hill in Afghanistan and speaks out to its fellows:
"My beloved people, I have two bad news for you"
"the first one is that God exists, so Allah is to be forgotten
and
the second one is that for the next ten years everybody will have to shovel shit"

Tony Blair arrives in London and performs a major TV speech:
"My beloved people, I have one good and one bad news for you"
"the good one is that God exists
and
the bad one is that for the next ten years everybody will have to shovel shit"

G.W.Bush gets to Washington an organizes a country-wide-all-broadcasts-transmission and says:
"My beloved people, I have two good news for you"
"the first is that God exists
and
the second is that for the next ten years everybody will have a job"

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Old 06-24-2006
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Was that supposed to be a punch line? You do know that the American unemployment level is at its lowest in decades? There were more people unemployed under Clinton than now.

In fact the unemployment rate is higher in Britain than here, so maybe if you swapped Blair's role with Bush's you might actually have a joke here.
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Old 06-25-2006
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Default Oh really?

Are there demographics to back that up?
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Old 06-25-2006
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http://www.bls.gov/

Quote:
Unemployment Rate: 4.6% in May 2006

http://www.bls.gov/webapps/legacy/cpsatab1.htm

Quote:
Unemployment Rate: 7.3% in 1994

You read that right: Under Clintons leadership America had almost twice the unemployment rate than we have now.



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Old 06-27-2006
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Thumbs up easy, bud

No punch line
Just a joke
C'mon
take it easy
everybody dies sooner or later
why risk a premature heart attack?
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