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Red Neck Quiz

1. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
True False

2. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
True False

3. Douche is the French word for "twelve".
True False

4. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit?
True False

5. Testicles are found on an Octopus.
True False

6. Pornography is the business of making records.
True False

7. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird?
True False

8. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
True False

9. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
True False

10. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack?
True False

11. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.
True False

12. An erection is when Japanese people vote.
True False

13. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
True False

14. A G-string is part of a fiddle?
True False

15. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
True False

16. A condom is a large apartment complex.
True False

17. Asphalt describes rectal problems.
True False

18. Semen is a term for sailors.
True False

19. A menstrual cycle has three wheels?
True False

20. The clitoris is a type of flower?
True False

21. Coitus is a musical instrument.
True False

22. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
True False

23. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
True False

24. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
True False

25. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
True False
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