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Old 06-11-2006
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Aerlingus flight is coming into land, at about 5,000ft co-pilot Seamus shakes his head in disbelief and exclaims to the Captain,

“Bugger me Paddy, that really is the shortest runway I ever did see!”

“You’re right Seamus, that is bloody short, we best hit the brakes as soon as we land!”

The plane drops to 3,000ft when Seamus exclaims;

“Bugger me Paddy, that really IS the shortest runway I ever did see!”

“You’re right Seamus, that is bloody short, we best also go full reverse thrust as soon as we hit the tarmac!”

The plane drops to 1,500ft when an extremely anxious Seamus screams

“FUUUUCK ME PAAADY that really is the shortest runway I ever did see!”

“You’re right Seamus, look I think we best throw out those there parachutes they may help slow us down!”

As soon as the plane’s wheels hit the runway Paddy hits the breaks, applies full reverse thrust and Seamus starts lobbing the parachutes out of the window, the plane comes to a screeching halt a scant few inches from the edge of the tarmac, and a very relived Seamus sighs,

“FUUUCCK ME PADDY, that REALLY WAS the shortest runway I ever did see”

Captain Paddy ,with a very confused look on his face, replies....

“Aye Seamus but look how wide it is!”
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