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Two families moved from Iraq to America. When they arrived the two fathers made a bet - in a year's time whichever family had become more American, would win.

A year later they met again. The first man said, "My son is playing little league baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud for a BBQ this afternoon in my backyard, how about you?"

The second man replied, "Fuck you, towel head."
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