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Old 12-17-2006
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Default Saintly Democrats finally end Bu$Hitler's oil-war

I can't hear one single liberal whining over this...why is that?

It certainly doesn't seem like the "True Americans" Tyler voted for are doing ANYTHING that they promised...no ethics reforms (See: Jack Murtha, Alcee Hastings, "Cold Cash" Jefferson), and definitley no immediate withdrawal from Iraq.

How could morons like Tyler have ever believed them, when even they obviously know that's no way to conduct a war?

Obviously, the cynical and power-mad Regressives don't give a shit about any of the things they claim to, because they're dead silent now that their politicians have sold them out within days of election. If they cared about anything so much as power, there would be some of the shrieking we've been inundated with since 2000.

So what's up, Tyler? How do you spin this one- bringing 'em home by sending more over there? Too few troops? Too many troops? What?
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Old 12-17-2006
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Default I've been bring up those same points

He dosen't seem to want to answer, he just insults, like the spineless sniveling fuck that he is..
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Default I can hardly wait

To see what kind of deflection he'll have to resort to- it's STILL Bu$Hitler's war...They aren't lying, they're going to pull the financing...Democrats got him to order the step-up...

All gems, no doubt- but I'm waiting for the LEGO-man's take.
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Old 12-18-2006
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Aw...I give in. You guys got me. I've been wrong all this time. Let's get over there and kill all them damn Sand Niggers.

If we thought that, we wouldn't have tried to rebuild Iraq, now would we? Heck, we wouldn't have invaded, we would have just nuked it into a glass bowl to start with.


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Let's bust in them dumb Towel heads. Those damn Iraqi Civilians deserve to die and I hope they all suffer and go to hell!

You obviously do want them to suffer and die, because that is exactly what will happen if the United States pulls out like you want.

You think it's bad now? Wait until Iraq has no US Soldiers to keep most folks in line or prevent any one side from taking power.

We'd have Shites in a full scale war against Sunnis and and both trying to kill as many Kurds as they can. With no one to stop it Iraq would become Somalia-north in a matter of weeks. The bloodbath would stain most of Iraq red for a century.


But who cares if, as you call them, "Sand Niggers", die? It isn't like they're human or anything. Much better to have them and their children suffering and dying with no hope for a future than for the United States to actually have backbone and see something through until it's finished.

Right Tyler? Of course right.

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After all, THEY flew planes into the twin towers!

I notice that you no longer bring up the WMDs issue, and have now reverted to the next in your long list of bullshit reasons to retreat from Iraq and watch the Iraqis die en masse. I have to wonder why that is... Maybe even you have been forced to admit Saddam had WMDs and a WMD program.

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Hey what the heck it's only a couple hundred of our troops dead each month. Bring 'em on!

Pretty much. We lost several thousand troops in a single day several times in WWII. No one was calling for us to pull out of Germany (which wasn't behind the attack on Pearl Harbor) back then. Thank G-d we didn't have genetic freaks like you back then.

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I am merely a messenger,

You do understand that in Sparta, a "messenger" was the lowest form of slave? Someone thought too stupid to be a security risk, and worthless enough that his death would be no loss?


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got a problem with the message? Go the source.

Are you actually capable of thought? I'm really curious. I've seen not one original idea ever posted by you. Hell, I'm almost certain you're some kind of spam program.

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Osadamobama. Close enough.

So you, like Ted Kennedy, admit Sen. Obama has connections to Al-Qaeda?
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Old 12-18-2006
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And destroy OUR oil?

Nuking a country does not destroy underground oil. Even a 1MT 2,000ft Airburst nuke wouldn't effect it.

Drilling through radioactive green glass really isn't hard. It's easier than most of the stone we drill through in Texas... It's a matter of density. And the radiation is a none-factor. Once a well is finished and purged of contaminants for a while you'll only have nice, clean crude flowing through. Oil is not made radioactive this way.

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How come Jesus put our oil over there anyway?

Why is it you assume anyone who disagrees with you must be a christian? And you call us bigoted? I happen to be Jewish. Adonai created that oil. The reason he put it there is simple: To make it easier for Eretz Yisrael to capture while at the same time placing it somewhere that Yisrael won't have to worry about the industrial pollution causing problems.


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No, I voted not to kill anymore innocent Iraqi Civilians or US troops

So, in your mind, pulling US troops out of Iraq will somehow turn the place into a land of peace and harmony?

Or do you admit Iraq would turn into a bloodbath if we left?

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Apparently you want more of our troops to be sent to thier deaths

By your standards I guess Eisenhower wanted more US troops sent to their deaths when he didn't pull out of Europe after the Battle of the Bulge?

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(for no reason).

For no reason?







I consider preventing thousands (even millions) of Iraqis, especially children, from being slaughtered by terrorists to be a very good reason to continue the fight.

But what do you care, they are, as you say, "sand niggers".

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And thanks to the latest election, now repugnatents will be able to share the blame.

So let me see if I understand this:

Iraqis are tortured and killed en masse by Saddam while a democratic president does nothing = good.

Iraqis are freed from Saddam and given hope for a future where they don't live in constant fear of death by a Republican president = bad.

Iraqis abandon and left to die due to actions by a democrat congress = good and also the Republicans fault.


The basic conclusion one can come to is that, in your view, the Iraqis being mass murdered in genocide and having no hope for a future is a good thing.


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It would have been fine had Bush been able to tell the difference between OBL and Saddam.

So are you saying that Saddam and his government never helped Al-Qaeda?

That is a Yes or No question.

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Perhaps this is the problem. Nobody can "Win" a "War" on "Terrorism".

We aren't fighting a "War on Terrorism".

We are fighting a war against Fascist Islam, including all the terrorists therein.

And maybe the fact you and your kind don't think (or more importantingly, don't want) it to be winnable is the only thing standing between us and victory?

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If you could expand on this for me it would be greatly appreciated. What exactly would define "Won the War on Terrorism" for you?

The best victory scenario is complete destruction of Al Qaeda, complete destruction of the various branches of Hezbollah. Complete destruction of Hamas. Complete destruction of Fatah. Complete destruction of the Taliban holdouts. Complete destruction of the Muslim Brotherhood. Complete destruction of about two dozen more considerably smaller terrorist groups. Overthrow/removal of the Iranian Theocracy replaced by a democratic government. Overthrow/removal of Saddam's Iraqi government replaced with a democratic government. Overthrow/removal of the Syrian Ba'athist government replaced by a democratic government. Overthrow/removal of the House of Saudi and its government replaced by a democratic government.

Now, please explain how all of the above is any harder than destroying the Axis and its friends in WWII?

Other than the fact we have people like you giving the enemy support on the home front?

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How's that "War on drugs" working out for you?

Never my war in the first place. Please look up the term "Libertarian".




Just answer this Tyler: Do you want America to destroy Fascist Islam, or not?
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Old 12-19-2006
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I see it a bit like those mosquito sucking machines, the more mosquitos it sucks up to more room it makes for more mosquitos. But in this case the mosquitos are intelligent, angry, violent and hold a grudge.

You're exactly right. A mosquito zapping machine sitting on your porch doesn't stop them.

But mosquitoes have been a major problem in the past. Yellow fever and malaria have killed many in the past, especially yellow fever right here in the US. Walter Reed did a lot of research on the disease, with some sacrifice of lives... by willing researchers. At that point in time, People didn't think mosquitoes were responsible, even after Reed had some evidence.

You'll like this quote:

"These two cases, although sufficient to convince the Yellow Fever Board that they were at last experiencing some success, were not enough for the thorough scientific mind of Walter Reed, nor would they be for a public which the press had instructed in the "foolishness" of the mosquito theory."

But he pursued the mosquito theory and it won out. While personal protections where used, ultimately the disease was addressed not by locally killing or repelling them in the home, but by going to the cesspools where mosquitoes breed and eradicating them. This ended up stemming and stopping outbreaks in the U.S., and ultimately allowed the building of the Panama Canal... something instrumental to world trade even today. Ultimately, long afterward, a vaccine was developed, reducing the incidence (but yellow fever is still a danger in some areas).

I guess I'll have to draw you a diagram here. Let's say there's a meme. Let's call it "Strain T Jihadism". It hops around from person to person in the extremist islamic community. It causes destruction and damage right here at home when it festers long enough. The solution isn't zapping the carriers of Strain T here on our doorstep, they keep spawning elsewhere. So the short term addressing of this is to go to the cesspools where it spreads, that being terrorist training camps and networks, and stemming it there. Access to some of those places isn't possible without sending soldiers there. Maybe if we're lucky, some sort of "Panama Canal" that the world sees long term benefit from will develop as a result of this. But in the long term, hopefully a counter meme will develop that will inoculate people in the islamic community from the self-destructive Strain T Jihadism... but that "vaccination" is going to grow out of Islam itself, and it might be a very long time (centuries) before it develops.

So, thank you for the beautiful analogy Tyler. It fits very well.
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Old 12-19-2006
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Default Why destroy fascist islam...

They want to destroy us... they /try/ to destroy us... they've killed a hell of a lot more of us than even the numbers in 9/11.

So now we kill them. Dead fascist islamists won't hurt us. Are we making more? Maybe, but we kill them too when the time comes.

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Default Tyler....

Is it possible for you to get your thoughts out without using racial slurs? It's getting rather old.
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Default Tyler's right!

We should seek to understand the "root causes" of the Mosquitos' malaria-spreading.

Why do they hate us? Is it our policies?

Perhaps if we sit down with them, we can encourage them not to want to bite us, and refrain from infecting children with malaria.

After all, this War Against Disease is getting us absolutely nowhere.
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