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Old 07-05-2006
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Default Dolphin Shooter Blows Chunks

These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.
Dolphin Shooter, the first guy said, ''Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.''

The second guy said, ''Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I got a DWI.''

The third guy says, "Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.''

Then Dolphin Shooter said, ''No -- you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"
The average person is below average but the average person does not know that because most people think they are above average.
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Old 07-05-2006
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So that hounds name is Chunks?
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