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This is a posting written by a californian:

CALIFORNIA:

- I can wear sandals all year long

- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"

-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.

- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often

- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like

-Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal

-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.

-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!

-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is

- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear

- I know 65 mph really means 100

- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road

- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)

- My governor can kick your governors ass

- I can go out at midnight

-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code

- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD

- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!

- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day

- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here

- We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!

- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)

- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]

- The best athletes come from here
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This is the reply written by ME , an EX-californian and proud resident of Arizona.

ARIZONA:

- I can wear sandals all year long too but I'm smarter than that....and I HAVE A JOB.

- I go to Havasu because I can see all the california bitches and THEY GO HOME afterward.

-Our chicks are hot enough without surgery , steamed rice , and bitchy attitudes.

- I speak english.

- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like too but I don't barf them up afterward to please my personal trainer or life coach.

-I don't smoke weed because I don't need it to 'be cool'. In fact , I don't even need the approval of others to satisfy any self-image problems.

-I roll 48 deep when shit goes down (my Beretta 92FS , 2 spare magazines , and I ).You californians can keep your cell phones , rape whistles , and moronic gun laws.

-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them Californians.

-I don't need porn , especially porn made by Californians.

- Everyday is 'snow day' in california (or 'crack day' , or 'meth day' , or 'weed day' , etc)

- Getting nailed for 100 in a 65 is for stupid californians trying to show off (thanks for the revenue though)

- When someone cuts me off, they LIVE.

- The drinking age is 21 but drunk californians partying in Havasu can plow into you at ANY age.

- My governor can kick your governors ass (I think I'd put money on the lesbian)

- I can go out at midnight and not get carjacked.

-You DONT judge people on their area code because we aren't idiot californians.

- I have no reason to leave Arizona but Vegas isn't too far

- We DO stop at stop signs....because the visiting californians DON'T.

- NEWS FLASH!. Just because it's made BY mexicans doesn't mean it's mexican. That is Tex Mex . Still good , still fattening as hell , and named after a REAL state.

- Hollywood is *NOT* an asset.

- We're the Grand Canyon State. Our natural wonders are not in our own heads.

- We have In-N-Out too but we don't feel the need to gloat about fast food.

- I have the BEST representation in the House Of Representatives (Trent Franks , a REAL republican , not a has-been RINO who STILL can't speak english)

- I don't care where athletes live because I really have better things to worry about.
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