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Old 12-03-2006
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Default Thank god this never happened to me!

I've done this many time in the past.. all except the getting stuck part

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Old 12-04-2006
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Talking A cliché that always made me think...

I mean, I don't know the shape and the size of Tropicana orange juice bottles (I know Minute Maid for being it on sale here in Italy too, and Sunkist for having drinked it back during my July 1998 trip to L.A.). But if the orange juice bottles there in the USA are just like the ones here in Italy, and if you can actually fit your willie-willie inside it to piss (and eventually get stuck), well, in that case, isn't the average American dick slightly undersized?
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well, in that case, isn't the average American dick slightly undersized?

Used to be; there's a lot of Italian ancestry in the US causing it, but fortunately intermarriage has brought things up to par.
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Old 12-05-2006
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Used to be; there's a lot of Italian ancestry in the US causing it, but fortunately intermarriage has brought things up to par.

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