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Old 12-28-2006
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Default Predictions for 2007.

This has become somewhat of a SecurityArms tradition... Every New-Years, we start a thread where each person can post his/her predictions for the coming year. Also, usually we review the predictions made last year and see who got the most right.

But, for technical reasons, we are not yet able to do the review of the 2006 predictions at this time... So we'll just move forward with new predictions for 2007.

Have at it. Anyone can make a prediction, as long as it isn't something blindingly stupid ("the sun will set in the west"). You can make as many predictions as you want, and it doesn't matter how crazy they are.
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There will be more threats from Iran, along with a massive increase in nuclear weapons research and development by then Iranians. No serious action to stop it will be attempted.

We will start seeing a lot of Hillary Clinton.

There will be an epic disaster of some kind in the United States.

Tyler Durden will get temp-banned again.

Massive shake-up in the Israeli government. Kadima falls apart. Likud takes power again, but with only a few votes advantage over Ha'Avoda.

Saudi Arabia starts a nuclear-weapons research program. Possibly in alliance with the UAE.

The movie "300" comes out... Is total shit... Results in me posting a 300 page rant of everything wrong with it both here and on my blog.

The United States remains in Iraq and the Democrats only pay lipservice to the idea of withdrawal to keep folks like Tyler happy.

A large shift in United States military tactics and weapons starts. Many old programs are axed, many new programs start. A heavy empasis on effenciency becomes the modus operandi for new weapons projects.

The Ephorate of Sparta in Exile is (re)formed.

In the United States, there is serious talk about bringing back the draft. And not by Democrats trying to score political fear-points, either.

It is discovered that AR15.com has ties to radical islam.

Nothing is done to stop illegal immigration on the federal level. All attempts at the state level result in federal punishments of said states. A full amnesty for illegal aliens might be attempted.

Social Security continues to collapse.

The United States continues to balkanize into city-states, as it has been doing for a few decades, and will keep doing for many to come.

PT will have a life-changing event, convert to Catholicism, move to the United States and register as a Republican. SecurityArms will lose two members as a result, Bacon to asphyxiation due to laughter and Tyler to a massive stroke.
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Old 12-29-2006
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Exclamation My only prediction for 2007.

Polloticks and economical Tycoons will keep on screwing up the planet in full agreement, making us think that "it's the way the world goes". Terrorism, WMD, traffic of drugs and weapons and human beings, corruption, political conspirations, poverty and clandestine immigrations, everything will go on just the same way as long as the above-mentioned people will directly or indirectly earn $$$ by a$$-f*****g the world.

Then, on the night between 10/31 and 11/1, the European "Corot" space probe, due to a malfunction after passing through the tail of a comet, crashes in the midst of nowhere nearby a cemetery in Camino Yermo, Arizona, USA. Strange aggressions are reported shortly aftwerwars...
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Then, on the night between 10/31 and 11/1, the European "Corot" space probe, due to a malfunction after passing through the tail of a comet, crashes in the midst of nowhere nearby a cemetery in Camino Yermo, Arizona, USA. Strange aggressions are reported shortly aftwerwars...

Think that already happened... Look at Tyler...
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Default Um.....wow. That was so depressing

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There will be more threats from Iran, along with a massive increase in nuclear weapons research and development by then Iranians. No serious action to stop it will be attempted.

We will start seeing a lot of Hillary Clinton.

There will be an epic disaster of some kind in the United States.

Tyler Durden will get temp-banned again.

Massive shake-up in the Israeli government. Kadima falls apart. Likud takes power again, but with only a few votes advantage over Ha'Avoda.

Saudi Arabia starts a nuclear-weapons research program. Possibly in alliance with the UAE.

The movie "300" comes out... Is total shit... Results in me posting a 300 page rant of everything wrong with it both here and on my blog.

The United States remains in Iraq and the Democrats only pay lipservice to the idea of withdrawal to keep folks like Tyler happy.

A large shift in United States military tactics and weapons starts. Many old programs are axed, many new programs start. A heavy empasis on effenciency becomes the modus operandi for new weapons projects.

The Ephorate of Sparta in Exile is (re)formed.

In the United States, there is serious talk about bringing back the draft. And not by Democrats trying to score political fear-points, either.

It is discovered that AR15.com has ties to radical islam.

Nothing is done to stop illegal immigration on the federal level. All attempts at the state level result in federal punishments of said states. A full amnesty for illegal aliens might be attempted.

Social Security continues to collapse.

The United States continues to balkanize into city-states, as it has been doing for a few decades, and will keep doing for many to come.

PT will have a life-changing event, convert to Catholicism, move to the United States and register as a Republican. SecurityArms will lose two members as a result, Bacon to asphyxiation due to laughter and Tyler to a massive stroke.

Well, I was looking for a laugh, but now I...I...don't...know...

My prediction is that suicide rates world-wide will escalate as musing, unfamiliar websurfers read your post, twice, and then sink deep into thought about the likely reality therein. Damn.

Kidding, sortof. BTW, that last one was great.
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Old 12-30-2006
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will be driven to madness at the loss of his closet lover Saddam Hussein. In turn he will join the insurgency in Iraq, but soon realise that fighting for a cause is too difficult. He will become a goat farmer and spend his free time talking trash to Iraqi Kurds via the internet.
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First: I demand all non-predictions be removed from this post. Especially the Tyler crybaby school house propaganda rock. Tyler-- you're officially fired from the internet. Go home, write a lengthy, whiny note about your experience with your first grade teacher, Mr. Grabass, and how much you miss his mustache tickling your taint, drink a bottle of bleach and die.

Second: My predictions

PLO will suffer from massive internal issues, power plays by radicals to more external actions-- of which the rest of the world will ignore and Isreal suffer the consequences.

Graham will further excercise his jaw in making remarks about the U.S. needing to get involved in assassinations.

We will see more progressively disturbing deals between Argentina and the world arms market-- their military doubling in enrollment as they fortify in the next year-- possibly putting in bids to "solve border disputes."

As to Boarders-- the U.S. will see further casualties along the boarder and fail to do anything about it other than place more embargos against private citizen patrols like the Arizona Minutemen.

Further complaints by Gore, Clinton, and Lewis against video games and music.

Bill Gates will consolidate victory by officially signing an exclusive five year contract with Turner Broadcasting and Viacom for releasing episodes of popular television shows for streaming media on the Xbox360.

In a similar trend, Sony will announce releasing over a hundred thousand employees world wide and the sale on subsidiary companies based upon loses from the 400 million dollar debt incurred from the failure of the PS3 to catch on in the console market.

Nintendo will unveil their mast plan to brain wash American families using subliminal messages in Wii games and advertising, Sodoku, and anime inspired DC cartoons.

John McCain will again be unfortunately fucked over for the next presidential bid.

David Lee Roth will be found dead in a hotel room, having asphyxiated on his own vomit.

An estimated 2.5 billion in medicare will be missappropriated for illegal aliens rather than our elderly.

College attendance will spike an additional 175% over the last two years despite fourteen states announcing a deficiet in state scholarships, the decline of post graduate (quality education), and lowered acceptance standards.

Similarly, we will see a 300% drop in standards in most state institutions for credentialling. Differentially, post graduate programs of any accord will minimize acceptance numbers (lowering the current standard of 15 to 25 students per annum to 9).

Wide spread fundamentalism as idiots like tyler support websites like godhatesfags.com.

More bad movies-- the death of imagination, creativity, and originality. yet another thirty romantic comedies by owen wilson, adam sandler, ben affleck, and ben stiller. Bradgelina will adopt another child from a third world country.

At least one adult film star will announce candidacy for public office.

The zombie outbreak will occur before midnight, 10/28, in Sweden.

Further delays (and 15 million pissed away) on the WTC/9-11 monument.

An additional 200% hike in violence in major metropolitan areas in the south as a result of Katrina refugees.

Google will announce the coming launch of a unified OS to include licensing through adobe, macromedia, and digital creations.

Jimmy Carter will finally pass on, however, Keith Richards will reveal the truth about his rejuvination powers.

Ronald Reagan will rise from the dead, the four horse men will ride, and Tyler will shit his pants.
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Wide spread fundamentalism as idiots like tyler support websites like godhatesfags.com.

OMFG, you mean THIS site? Read HERE what it says about American dead soldiers...

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More bad movies-- the death of imagination, creativity, and originality. yet another thirty romantic comedies by owen wilson, adam sandler, ben affleck, and ben stiller.

I'd like to say "Only in America"... sadly I can't.

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At least one adult film star will announce candidacy for public office.

Hope he's Rocco Siffredi. Italian politics will have a sharp rise in quality.

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The zombie outbreak will occur before midnight, 10/28, in Sweden.

And I think we can stop our previsions here. Most of the U.S. population will not be alive to see Christmas 2007. Most of the world population will be turned into Zombies before 1/1/2008.
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Tyler Durden will get temp-banned again.

Only the first day of 2007, and I already got one. Bawahahahahahhahahahahaaa!
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And I think we can stop our previsions here. Most of the U.S. population will not be alive to see Christmas 2007. Most of the world population will be turned into Zombies before 1/1/2008.

People pay a lot of taxes and see the money going to the bin. Taxes increased and people keep paying and praying (hoping) for a better situation.
The situation won't change because we're already zombies. We got killed ages ago and didn't realize it.
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