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Old 05-11-2006
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Default I have to agree

If you're asking strangers on an internet forum how to join the CIA, you're probably not CIA material.

But I'm sure Darla passed your interest up to her supervisors!

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Old 05-12-2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TJ
First - get your head examined.
Second - If the first shows everything okay, get a second opinion.

Maybe even a third one
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Old 12-07-2006
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Default this is how

Make good grades in school
Learn at least two diffenent languages
Join any federal agency for special agent training
Prepare yourself to stay single for a long time
If your good at your job, trust me, they'll find you
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Old 12-07-2006
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Default oh yeah

Don't join the CIA, unless you wanna spend the rest of your life in shadows

FBI, DEA, NSA, DIA, and my favorite Secret Service

try to enjoy your life and find happiness
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Old 12-08-2006
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Default I think I'd rather

Pound my testicales flat with a rubber hammer!
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Old 12-09-2006
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Thumbs up If you really want to do something for your Country...

...then you may want to go on a "clean" side of Federal Law Enforcement (not CIA/NSA/DHLS or anything similar: something instead that has a GOOD reputation both inside and abroad). Have you considered USMS?
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