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Old 05-09-2007
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Default Its time for your annual self exam!

IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL "AM I GAY?" SELF
EXAMINATION:
If you are over thirty-five, and you have a
washboard stomach, you are
gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough
beer with the boys and have
spent the rest of your free time doing
sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the
Oprah diet.

2. If you have a cat, you are a flaaaaaming
homo. A cat is like a dog, but
gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never
scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails,
and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog...
"Killer,
come here! I said get your ass over here,Killer!" Now think about
how you call a cat..."Bun-
bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus,you're fit to be framed,
you're so gay.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby
pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A
straight man only sucks on
bar-b-q ribs, crab claws, raw oysters,crawfish
guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training
to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public
bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual
relationship. A man's world is
his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where
he pleases.

5. If you drink decaf coffee, you like a high
hard one in the poop chute.
A straight man will never be heard ordering a
"Decaf Soy Latte". If you've
put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had
a penis there too.

6. If you know more than six names of colors
or four different types of
dessert, you might as well be handing out free
passes to your ass. A real
man doesn't have memory space in his
brain to remember all of that crap as well as
all the names of all the
Major Machineguns,Favorite subsonic Reloads,
and the going rate on any number of NFA items.
If you can pick out chartreuse or you know
what a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you
can name ANY type of textile
other than denim, you are faggadocious.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel,
forget it, you're dying to
tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both
hands
on the wheel to honk at a
slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off.
The rest of the time he needs that hand to
change the radio station, eat a
hamburger, hold his beer, scratch his balls,
or play with his broad in the
passenger seat.
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Old 05-11-2007
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Default You left one out you flaming homo

If you have ever dropped trou and publicly made poopy into the receiver of a commie rifle and posted it all over the internet. Gay gay gay.
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Old 05-17-2007
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Default ohhh come on

Its not like I took a pic of the sewer sausage exiting my brown eye or Nothing
besides have you ever tried to lay a turd directly into the receiver of a AK?
the damm thing allways lop's off to one side or another.. Thats were some old drywall finishing trowls come in handy, you can not only get it all back into its natural position in the receiver you can also force it deep into the trigger group, chamber, and magwell. when its all said and done it will have that authentic Hamas look feel and smell!
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