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Default Arkansas Surgeons

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best Surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite
case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached
them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of
England. The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm
and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won
a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics.

"The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years
ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and
now she's running for President.
You who inherit the heavy privilege to serve in freedom's name, must brace for the battle surely to come.

-- Charlton Heston, 1923-2008
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