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Default Arkansas Surgeons

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best Surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite
case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached
them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of
England. The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm
and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won
a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics.

"The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years
ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and
now she's running for President.
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