This is a posting written by a californian:
- I can wear sandals all year long
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
-Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal
-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.
-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!
-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is
- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
- I know 65 mph really means 100
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
- My governor can kick your governors ass
- I can go out at midnight
-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD
- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here
- We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!
- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)
- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]
- The best athletes come from here
This is the reply written by ME , an EX-californian and proud resident of Arizona.
- I can wear sandals all year long too but I'm smarter than that....and I HAVE A JOB.
- I go to Havasu because I can see all the california bitches and THEY GO HOME afterward.
-Our chicks are hot enough without surgery , steamed rice , and bitchy attitudes.
- I speak english.
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like too but I don't barf them up afterward to please my personal trainer or life coach.
-I don't smoke weed because I don't need it to 'be cool'. In fact , I don't even need the approval of others to satisfy any self-image problems.
-I roll 48 deep when shit goes down (my Beretta 92FS , 2 spare magazines , and I ).You californians can keep your cell phones , rape whistles , and moronic gun laws.
-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them Californians.
-I don't need porn , especially porn made by Californians.
- Everyday is 'snow day' in california (or 'crack day' , or 'meth day' , or 'weed day' , etc)
- Getting nailed for 100 in a 65 is for stupid californians trying to show off (thanks for the revenue though)
- When someone cuts me off, they LIVE.
- The drinking age is 21 but drunk californians partying in Havasu can plow into you at ANY age.
- My governor can kick your governors ass (I think I'd put money on the lesbian)
- I can go out at midnight and not get carjacked.
-You DONT judge people on their area code because we aren't idiot californians.
- I have no reason to leave Arizona but Vegas isn't too far
- We DO stop at stop signs....because the visiting californians DON'T.
- NEWS FLASH!. Just because it's made BY mexicans doesn't mean it's mexican. That is Tex Mex . Still good , still fattening as hell , and named after a REAL state.
- Hollywood is *NOT* an asset.
- We're the Grand Canyon State. Our natural wonders are not in our own heads.
- We have In-N-Out too but we don't feel the need to gloat about fast food.
- I have the BEST representation in the House Of Representatives (Trent Franks , a REAL republican , not a has-been RINO who STILL can't speak english)
- I don't care where athletes live because I really have better things to worry about.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional illogical liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous liberal press which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
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