22 ways to be a good Democrat
22 Ways To Be A Good Democrat :
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by socc er moms driving SUV's.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States .
21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.
22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day ..........but it's not okay to say
Ready to vote???
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional illogical liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous liberal press which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
So, you, as a rightful Republican, think that...
#1 - Abortion is bad, and so is freedom of choice for women.
#2 - State murder is good.
#3 - Capitalist liberism without rules and without control is good.
#4 - Global warming doesn't exists.
#5 - Homosexuality is evil, abnormal and unnatural.
#6 - The only way to stop the spread of AIDS and other STDs is sexual abstinence.
#7 - The only "good" religions, the only ones that should be allowed to exist, proliferate and make propaganda, are the Christian religions.
#8 - Taxes are bad.
#9 - Socialism, Communism and Social-Democracy are EEEEEEVILLLL!
#10 - Freedom of expression should be limited for all those who are not Christians, Eterosexuals, and Republicans.
#11 - Sex Ed. should not exist in schools, or if, it should only exist with Priests as teachers and only to the extent to teach kids the beauty of abstinence, chastity and sex only inside a legal eterosexual marriage and only to the purpose of making children.
#12 - Foreigners are the sum of all evil, especially if they try to enter your Country to escape from theirs, where in their future they'd only have poverty, unemployment, starving, political corruption, dictatorship, unjust emprisonment, death.
#13 - It's right to detain "illegal combatants" without rights, legal counsel and trial in a prison that's formally and de facto out of all national and international laws and where everything is allowed and practiced, including torture and extrajudicial killing.
#14 - Human rights don't exist and one must earn his right to be by working it.
Those beliefs are extremely common within the Right-wing politicians and people, not only in America but also in the rest of the world, Italy included. Hence why I'd better die than voting Right-wing.
"It is criminal to teach a man not to defend himself, when he is the constant victim of brutal attacks. It is legal and lawful to own a shotgun or a rifle. We believe in obeying the law." -- Malcolm X
"We (atheists) act in good conscience because we believe in moral principles, not because we expect a reward in Heaven." -- Margherita Hack
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