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Old 01-21-2008
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Default USMC Sniper

A USMC sniper was good at his job - he had a method. He would yell out some insults at the enemy and when someone stood up to reply, BANG!!! - one less insurgent!

After every mission the company commander would ask "How many insurgents have you shot today?"

However, on this particular day when asked about the number killed, he reported, "Five killed & I let one go."

"Let one go?" roared the company commander. "What do you mean, you let one go?"

"Well, I yelled out 'Osama is a Homo!' Then this big insurgent stood up and yelled 'Hillary is a Bitch!', I just couldn't shoot a fellow Republican!"
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