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Old 03-09-2008
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Default The Rules for Gun Fighting

USMC Rules for Gun Fighting

1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a "4."
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap.
Life is expensive.
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics.
They will only remember who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating or reloading.
14. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.
15. And above all ... don't drop your guard.

Navy SEALS Rules For Gun Fighting

1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
2. Kill every living thing within view.
3. Return quickly to looking cool in latest beach wear.
4. Check hair in mirror.

US Army Rangers Rules For Gun Fighting

1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound ruck while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
3. Request permission via radio from "Higher Up" to perform killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound ruck while starving.

US Air Force Rules For Gun Fighting

1. Have a cocktail
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner
3. See what's on HBO
4. Determine "what a gunfight is"
5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" Power Point presentation
6. Wine & dine 'key' Congressmen, invite DoD & defense industry executives
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets
8. Declare the assets "strategic" and never deploy them operationally
9. Tell the Navy to send the Marines

Navy Rules For Gun Fighting

1. Go to Sea
2. Drink Coffee
3. Watch porn
4. Send the Marines
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Lightbulb The MAIN rule of gun fighting

THINK.

'Cause there's a very specifical technical term for those who don't take half a second to think and assess, during a gun fight. And that's "Target".
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Default Re: The Rules for Gun Fighting

Forgot one of the most important points...

If it's worth shooting once it's worth shooting twice or three times or four. Ammo is not that expensive and gets moldy with age. Might as well use it up when the situation demands it.
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Default A few more rules

Have a plan worked out ahead of time if possible.
Have a back up plan because the first plan probably will not work.
Have a third plan because the back up plan often does not work either.
Have a good escape route in case nothing works or even if it does.
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