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...if you are republican

If I was entitle to vote I would pic McCain

Simply because he gives me the feeling of someone fighting for some ideals - Obama seems to be just very well trained to speak (well... even not well enough if you check the muslim/catholic matter discussed in talk shows).

And Palin with a rifle looks much better than Jane Fonda.

yee ha!

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If I was entitle to vote I would pic McCain

Simply because he gives me the feeling of someone fighting for some ideals - Obama seems to be just very well trained to speak (well... even not well enough if you check the muslim/catholic matter discussed in talk shows).

John McCain Vs. Barack Obama = Douche Vs. Turd. By the way, John McCain won't fight for ANY ideal except for $$$, and if the US really want him as the next President could as well make an exception to the Constitutional rule and allow Bush a 3rd term: it will be just the same.

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And Palin with a rifle looks much better than Jane Fonda.

The picture of Sarah Palin with the rifle is a fake. See it HERE (website in Italian, but you can read it).

By the way, how could you vote for s.o. who speaks against a fundamental woman's right like the right to decide about her own body?
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[The picture of Sarah Palin with the rifle is a fake. See it HERE (website in Italian, but you can read it).[/quote]

Anyone with half a brain knows those photos are all fake. Did you miss the fact the the rifle she's holding is an air rifle? There are plenty of videos and photos of her firing an M16 if that turns you on. Here are some other indisputable facts about ms. Palin.

-Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth.
-Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt, because she can throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.
-Sarah Palin is courageous and tough enough to shave Chuck Norris’s beard - and face off against his third fist disguised as a chin.
-Sarah Palin was to walk out to the singing of Angels, but convention organizers thought it might come off as showing off.
-Sarah Palin’s suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin.
  • Sarah Palin prepped for this speech with a ritual sacrifice of Susan Estrich.
  • Sarah Palin has actually travelled backwards in time from after the roll call to accept the nomination retroactively.
  • Sarah Palin doesn’t actually have an accent, it’s distortion from her telepathic broadcast directly into your brain.
  • In 2003, the US considered deploying Sarah Palin to Iraq as a 1-woman commando squad, but wanted to make it a fair fight.
  • As head of Alaska’s Nat’l Guard, Sarah Palin taught troops in a training exercise to scare a grenade into not exploding.
  • Sarah Palin drives herself to work everyday - in an M1A1 tank
  • Sarah Palin believes in change, too. She takes it from your pockets after striking you dead.
  • Sarah Palin wears three quarter length sleeves to keep from getting blood on her clothes when she kills liberals.
  • - Glasses sales up 150 percent since Sarah palin became nominee.
  • - The diamonds in Sarah Palin’s earrings were crushed with her very hands.
  • - Sarah Palin’s use of the word “Haberdashery” will bring it back in style.
  • - Sarah Palin can roll a natural 20 on a d6 (gamers, you know it!)
  • - Sarah Palin loves opening up a can of whoop-ass.
  • - It’s not over until Sarah Palin says it’s over.
  • - wants to be President but is too kind to cut in front of John McCain, so now we get her for 16 yrs!
  • - Sarah Palin coded the original prototype for Facebook.
    - Sarah Palin had the original idea to drop the “e” from Flickr
    - Sarah Palin writes low level device drivers for Linux
    - Sarah Palin knows why Twitter doesn’t scale but she wants us to have the joy of finding out on our own
    - Sarah Palin doesn’t have a favorite web framework. She is a web framework.
    - Sarah Palin was the first one to know that Scoop sucks
  • Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.
  • - Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin
  • - Sarah Palin’s image already appears on the newer nickels
  • - Fox is starting a new reality show… when Sarah Palin Attacks
  • - Sarah Palin wants you to LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!
  • - Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
  • - Sarah Palin as VP increases Depends sales among scatalogically frightened Democrats
  • - Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin bout
  • - When Sarah Palin attends ritual blood orgies, she always brings the most delicious ambrosia salad
  • - To prep for her role as Tracy Flick in “Election,” Witherspoon spent the ‘98 seal clubbing season with Palin
  • - Ben Linus does Sarah Palin’s bidding
  • - Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?”
  • - Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience
  • - Sarah Palin can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves!
  • - in the original version, He-Man had the power of Sarah Palin, but the writers felt this would make him way too powerful
  • - Sarah Palin can keep a Twitter meme going on and on like a rave kid on X.
  • - Sarah Palin was not flown to Ohio in charter jet- she ran as part of morning workout.
  • - N. Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap
    • Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard.
    • Sarah Palin always beats the point spread.
    • Sarah Palin once bit the head off a live Osprey snatched from the air as it tried to fly off with a fish she caught.
    • Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.
    • When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.
    • Sarah Palin plays Whack-a-Mole with her forehead, and always gets a perfect score.
    • Sarah Palin knows who was on the grassy knoll.
    • Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.
    • We don’t know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they’ve never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin.
    • Alaska is the 49th state solely because they knew even before she was born that Sarah Palin would never finish last.
    • Global Warming doesn’t kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does - usually with her bare hands.
    • Three of Sarah Palin’s five kids came out sideways - she never flinched.
    • Sarah Palin’s hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps.
    • It’s not raining in DC. Those are God’s tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin
    • Chuck Norris wishes he was Sarah Palin trapped in a man’s body.
    • Sarah Palin paid her way through school by hunting for yeti pelts with a slingshot.
    • Sarah Palin knows the location of DB Cooper’s body because she threw him from the plane.
    • The Northern Lights are really just the reflection from Sarah Palin’s eys.
    • The raw energy of Sarah Palin melts the Alaskan ice roads every spring
    • Sarah Palin used to wrestle kodiak bears in Alaskan bare knuckles fight clubs.
    • Sarah Palin once bagged a caribou by staring it down until it died.
    • Sarah Palin turned down a job as skipper of a Deadliest Catch boat because it wasn’t challenging enough
    • Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it’s in their interest to jump into the boat.
    • Sarah Palin once guided Santa’s sleigh through an Alaskan blizzard with the light from her smile.
    • Little known fact: without her glasses, looking deep into Sarah Palin’s eyes will blind you with the beauty of the tundra sun.
    • Sarah Palin’s brain is three times the size of Joe Biden’s. It’s science.
    • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is the only woman who can make Tony Romo WIN a playoff.
      Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin would have just had an Eagle drop the Ring into Mount Doom.
      Little Known Fact: The Arctic Circle runs through Alaska so the Sun can have some relief from Sarah Palin’s bright glare.
      Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin makes Andrew Sullivan regret some key life choices.
      Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin will send Biden a pre-debate cheat sheet. The sheet will have tips on defending against Kung Fu Death Grip.
      Little Known Fact: If placed into Schroedinger’s experiment, both Sarah Palins remain alive.

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Default Nice curriculum.

But it's much more credible on Chuck Norris than on Miss Alaska.
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Neither cantidate supports the second amendment.


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John McCain Vs. Barack Obama = Douche Vs. Turd. By the way, John McCain won't fight for ANY ideal except for $$$, and if the US really want him as the next President could as well make an exception to the Constitutional rule and allow Bush a 3rd term: it will be just the same.



The picture of Sarah Palin with the rifle is a fake. See it HERE (website in Italian, but you can read it).

By the way, how could you vote for s.o. who speaks against a fundamental woman's right like the right to decide about her own body?
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Neither candidate supports the second amendment.

You hit the point. Well, ONE of the points, nonetheless, you said it. I'd like to know Palin's position about, since Alaska is one of the two "Green" states in the CCW map of the U.S. (the other is Vermont), where open carry doesn't requires a license...
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Neither cantidate supports the second amendment.

Palin does not support the second amendment? She's a life member of the NRA for shits sake. She's even been a strong supporter of youth gun safety progeams in Alaska.

NRA-ILA Executive Director Chris W. Cox says "Governor Palin doesn't just talk about supporting the Second Amendment, it's part of her life, and she did her part to vindicate the Second Amendment for all Americans when Alaska joined 30 other states in signing a legal brief supporting Heller's challenge to the D.C. gun-ban." The NRA have given her their highest possible rating. The other three in the race suck by comparison though.
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Default Whatever, TJ.

The fact is, Palin is running for VICE-President, not for President. And the Vice-President has just as much power as the Queen of England, until the elected President is in charge. Should the Reps win, the Prez will be John McCain, let me remember you, which is not exactly a great supportr of the 2nd.
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No no no, I was talking about McCain and Obama Bin Laden. Palin is obviously pro second amendment.


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Palin does not support the second amendment? She's a life member of the NRA for shits sake. She's even been a strong supporter of youth gun safety progeams in Alaska.

NRA-ILA Executive Director Chris W. Cox says "Governor Palin doesn't just talk about supporting the Second Amendment, it's part of her life, and she did her part to vindicate the Second Amendment for all Americans when Alaska joined 30 other states in signing a legal brief supporting Heller's challenge to the D.C. gun-ban." The NRA have given her their highest possible rating. The other three in the race suck by comparison though.
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I remember a few years back McCain wanted to put serious restrictions on guns shows, AND make it mandatory to register mail order gun parts. Meaning if you buy a spring, trigger, or bolt online, somehow you would have to register it. Effectively putting the mail order gun parts business under.

Again, we have pure geniuses in public office.


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You hit the point. Well, ONE of the points, nonetheless, you said it. I'd like to know Palin's position about, since Alaska is one of the two "Green" states in the CCW map of the U.S. (the other is Vermont), where open carry doesn't requires a license...
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