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>> >
>> > A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his
>> > > mom on top of his
>> > > dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and
>> > > quickly dismounts,
>> > > worried about what her son has seen. She dresses
>> > > quickly and goes to
>> > > find him.
>> > >
>> > > The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad
>> > > doing?"
>> > >
>> > > The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big
>> > > tummy and
>> > > sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten
>> > > it."
>> > >
>> > > "Your wasting your time," said the boy.
>> > >
>> > > "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled.
>> > >
>> > > "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes
>> > > over and gets on
>> > > her knees and blows it right back up."
>> > >
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