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Old 07-05-2006
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Default Armed forces joke

So one day an office manager posts a new job opening. "Now hiring ex military personel".

First guy in the door is ex Navy. Fine says the employer, you seem like a good choice. All you have to do is take this 9mm and kill your wife. Sailer says "You're crazy!" leaves the interview.

Second cantidate is an Airman. Same answer "You're crazy", leaves the interview.

Third cantidate, U.S. Army. He thinks about it, says "Sir I'm sorry, I can't do that." Leaves the interview.

Finally a Marine walks in. Boss says, "Take this 9mm and kill you wife and you're hired". Marine picks up the gun and walks out. Boss hears 12 shots and the sound of someone gagging.

Marine comes back and says "Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks so I had to choke the bitch out"

You who inherit the heavy privilege to serve in freedom's name, must brace for the battle surely to come.

-- Charlton Heston, 1923-2008
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