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Old 07-08-2006
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Ahkmed the Arab, came to the United States from the Middle East, and he was only here a few months when he became very ill.

He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him. Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said:

"Take dees bocket, go Into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put your head Down over de bocket an breathe in de fumes for ten minutes."

Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the Bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten Minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?"

The doctor said, "You were homesick!"



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Bawahahahahahaaaaa!
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I knew it but in french language (shooting range joke).
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Exclamation Gents, this is not a joke!!!

I've been to Malaysia, Israel, Iran and Turkey several times
and believe me, that smell is really everywhere

...and they don't use toilet paper. Hold the water hose with the right hand and scruffol the shit out with the aid of left hand (nails check: always dark brown, and guess why).

If one of you ever get there, take a lot of paper pocket tissues for all needs. Is the most valuable good for a western citizen.

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