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Old 11-01-2006
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Cool Desert crossing

. A german, a briton and a polish are crossing a section of Sahara desert when their vehicle suddenly stucks.
. There was still a day walking to the next town, so the german decides to remove the engine hood before marching.
Briton > "Why are you carrying that out?"
German > "The sun is too hot and this hood will shadow me"
. Then the british starts to play with the tools as well and removes the radiator.
Polish > "Why are you carrying that out?"
Briton > "The sun is too hot and the radiator's water will refresh me during the march"
. Then the polish gets to work hard and after one hour finally gets the right door away.
German > "Why are you carrying that heavy door out?"
Polish > "The sun is too hot. If I'll need some refresh, I'll open the window"



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I know this in its Italian version too (includes an American, a French and an Italian "Carabiniere"...).
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Question ?

I know you know...
...it's my translation of the "carabiniere" joke (I'm not a genius-joke-maker, just try to translate from one language to another). Sometimes is funny, sometimes not.
Why don't you place some jokes as well...
...so I can comment: "...I know that in portughese..."
ha ha ha



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p.s. - I have the suspect that you place any word just to increase the messages number. I bet you want to check what comes after "mega-super-senior-round-the-clock-member-has-no-private-life-and-spends-all-his-time-here"

(When I'll get to Sardinia on next year shooting competition, you'll have the chance to slap me in the face, but today I had to say it...)



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