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Cool little Dolphin_Shooter's grandpa

. A teacher tell her students to say something about their lifes and link it to a proverb:
Mary > "Yesterday I was running home with a bag full of eggs when, suddenly, I missed a step and all were gone broken to the floor"
Teacher > "What comes to your mind about that?"
Mary > "Never put too many eggs in the same basket"
. The teacher thanks Mary and indicates a second student:
Robert > "Last week I mishandled a milk bottle from the fridge and dropped it broken. So sorry, I started to cry"
Teacher > "What comes to your mind about that?"
Robert > "Don't cry over poured milk"
. The teacher goes next:
Little D_S > "During WW2 my grandpa was in a trench. All his buddies were dead. The Germans were getting closer. All he got was a full bottle of Kentucky Whiskey. He thought the end has come and drunk the whole bottle. When the germans arrived, he killed all of them"
Teacher > "What do you mean with that?"
Little D_S > "Don't mess with my grandpa when he's pissed off"


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Default Here's Dolphin Shooters Grandpa.....

An old man, Mr. Dolphin Flogger, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Head Nurse Tracy (ID'd by the dirty knees) asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Head Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Dolphin Flogger, "My penis died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Dolphin Flogger, please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Dolphin Flogger was walking down the hall with his penis hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Head Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Dolphin Flogger," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like this. Please put your penis back inside your pajamas."

"But, Head Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Dolphin Flogger, "I told you yesterday that my penis died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"
asked Head Nurse Tracy.

"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."
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Talking sounds like

you're a bit catholic
aren't you?



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